Pro muže - velikost hrášku
How do you make a woman's brain the size of a pea? Inflate it.
Jak ziska zensky mozek velikost hrasku. Nafouknutim.

You've got to be kidding! : You can't be serious! (What you said can't be true. What you said is very surprising/hard to believe.) " A: "Did you know that Bob quit his job?" B: "You've got to be kidding! "