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Two Men and the Elevator

One day two friends went for a drive, and they were thinking what to do. Suddenly, one of the friends said: " Lets go to my appartment to watch a good movie". I live not far from here. When they came to his building, where he lived; on the main gate was a sign: "Elevator out of order".

The friend who lived in this building said: "I live on the 19 storey, so unfortunately we have to go by the stairs".

It is a long way up to my appartment, so we can tell each other jokes. They told a few jokes and when they were on the 18 storey, suddenly the friend who lived here said: "Now I will tell you something, but it is not a joke. I forgot the key of my appartment in my car".

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